AND NOW DEADPOOL HAS A BEST FRIEND ON THE ISLANDS!!!
Ahem. Sorry. That spilled into the narration. Deadpool hears a familiar voice - one he hadn't heard in a very long time and had poured multiple alcoholic kool-aid's out for as he had given up on her in the age of Krakoa - shout his name.
"Wait be careful I'm a collectible and Funko Pop bobble heads are notoriously top heavy!!!"
But of course Gabby is not careful and Deadpool didn't really want her to be. He just had to have something absurd to say in the moments before she crashes into him, overbalancing his head and sending them rolling, his tiny body flailing through the air with each spin.
"GABBY!!!!!" He tries to glomp onto her, but his arms are not long enough for big hugs yet so his arms just kind of...awkwardly grope along her sides? BUT NOT IN A CREEPY WAY YOU ASSHOLES READING THIS, SHE'S THIRTEEN. Don't make me stab you through this narration.
"Some people would say I'm a disturbing nightmare from a terrible 80s horror movie. But those people are wrong and I am glad that you appreciate me in the ways I deserve to be appreciated." He pauses. "Wait, why aren't you on the stupid elitist island where I can't visit you because I'm not mutant enough? Do they not accept clones of clones? I know Laura is up in there. Am I going to have to roll up in there and Wayne Brady a bitch?"
OMG A GABBY? A GABBY?!? YOU ARE THE BEST!!!
Ahem. Sorry. That spilled into the narration. Deadpool hears a familiar voice - one he hadn't heard in a very long time and had poured multiple alcoholic kool-aid's out for as he had given up on her in the age of Krakoa - shout his name.
"Wait be careful I'm a collectible and Funko Pop bobble heads are notoriously top heavy!!!"
But of course Gabby is not careful and Deadpool didn't really want her to be. He just had to have something absurd to say in the moments before she crashes into him, overbalancing his head and sending them rolling, his tiny body flailing through the air with each spin.
"GABBY!!!!!" He tries to glomp onto her, but his arms are not long enough for big hugs yet so his arms just kind of...awkwardly grope along her sides? BUT NOT IN A CREEPY WAY YOU ASSHOLES READING THIS, SHE'S THIRTEEN. Don't make me stab you through this narration.
"Some people would say I'm a disturbing nightmare from a terrible 80s horror movie. But those people are wrong and I am glad that you appreciate me in the ways I deserve to be appreciated." He pauses. "Wait, why aren't you on the stupid elitist island where I can't visit you because I'm not mutant enough? Do they not accept clones of clones? I know Laura is up in there. Am I going to have to roll up in there and Wayne Brady a bitch?"