"Not the SNACK BREAD!!! That is criminal. Thou shalt not fuck with the snacks. It is a COMMANDMENT."
He makes to draw a gun and shoot one of the Temple guardians that should have been watching. Unfortunately, his hand and trigger finger are empty. Or perhaps that is quite fortunate. Instead of causing instant chaos, he just gets a few weird looks.
"Oh yeah. No guns. Probably good. I have poor impulse control. Meh." He tosses the invisible gun away.
His eyes cut back to Saxsice. "All eight?!? You have a deal and a second date, Sexy." He puts his hands on his hips and looks around. It seems this thread may be drawing to a close, which makes him sad. He likes her. She knows the value of snack bread, which is different from regular bread because it's a snack. But alas, time to start walking away and say something that'll make for a good stinger, like in the movie credits.
"You're pretty awesome, Sexy. I want to hang out more. Let's do that." He starts to walk away, then pauses and glances over his shoulder. "Northern Idaho, you say? If I find a way to send a message out from these islands, I'll make sure some friends of mine keep it safe. You know, for when you get back."
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He makes to draw a gun and shoot one of the Temple guardians that should have been watching. Unfortunately, his hand and trigger finger are empty. Or perhaps that is quite fortunate. Instead of causing instant chaos, he just gets a few weird looks.
"Oh yeah. No guns. Probably good. I have poor impulse control. Meh." He tosses the invisible gun away.
His eyes cut back to Saxsice. "All eight?!? You have a deal and a second date, Sexy." He puts his hands on his hips and looks around. It seems this thread may be drawing to a close, which makes him sad. He likes her. She knows the value of snack bread, which is different from regular bread because it's a snack. But alas, time to start walking away and say something that'll make for a good stinger, like in the movie credits.
"You're pretty awesome, Sexy. I want to hang out more. Let's do that." He starts to walk away, then pauses and glances over his shoulder. "Northern Idaho, you say? If I find a way to send a message out from these islands, I'll make sure some friends of mine keep it safe. You know, for when you get back."