"Holy shit now I need all of your dog flirtation stories." They may be walking, but he somehow manages to do a chinhands. "And does it hurt when you change? Oh man, have you ever changed on a dude during sex just to fuck with him? THE POSSIBILITIES."

Deadpool actually has to think back to what he did to get sharked. Then he remembers, because it's most certainly worth remembering forever. "I touched his hair. It was glorious. SEPH-IR-OTH!!!!"

His eyes are drawn to her kicking something else. "You really do hate your human feet, don't you? Hey, I've heard you can get allergies by exposure, but I think it takes a while."