"I am surprisingly okay with that." Now it's his turn to be solemn. "If you showed up at my place at 2am ready to go, I'd hit that however you wanted, fluffy or not. Whatever feels best! I'm not a real hero like Batman." He pauses. "Actually, what does feel better? Now I'm curious. Do you like it better as a hot blonde, or as a white wolf? Or in between? Do you have an in between form? I mean, I know I asked if you had like eight boobs in that form before, but that's assuming you even have a hybrid form. No that I think about it, if you did, you probably would have used that to rip through the mantidisesi." When in doubt, use ALL the plurals.

It seems like there should be a song about that, too. Low Self Esteem by the Offspring? Oh shit, hopefully not that one. Then she'd tell him she sleeps with his friends.

"They can try. Most things don't like eating me. I got spit out by a shark recently. Sephiroth tried to feed me to them, but they were not fans."

He waves a hand. "Part of being a Mary Sue, it's all good. Besides, that just means you're not trying to camo in the right place. You gotta hang out where it's snowy!"