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what_fourth_wall ([personal profile] what_fourth_wall) wrote in [community profile] polylogs 2021-08-06 05:56 am (UTC)

"That is the ONLY way to eat burritos, honestly. And then you sit back and pat your burrito baby belly. It's a great feeling."

Deadpool dodges out of the way of the branch with her help, and offers her a startled nod of thanks. Manners? He certainly wasn't used to those. Or at least, he wasn't used to people applying them to him because he often didn't deserve them. Saxsice was being nice to him, even as he was saying the weirdest pervy things.

"Nono, MY watch changed for checking out your tits. But it's good to know others appreciate them. They deserve appreciation."

When she holds out her watch to him, he pauses and checks it out. "Huh, even in your human form? Dang. Okay, you lose some Mary Sue points. You actually have a flaw. Anyways hm...purple. Damn. How'd you get purple?"

As she obliges him, he gasps. "Aha! You're Canadian or rural Pacific Northwest! I'd know that hard A anywhere! But a mom that claims incest is best? Ouch. I thought that was more a British werewolf thing. Since when did the PNW get werewolf princesses?"

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