"It true, it true. Burritos on the other hand...delicious delicious burritos. Oh god, I haven't had a burrito in forever. These islands are tragically lacking in burritos. Hey, I wonder if I could convince the mods to do a burrito themed island? I mean. I would surely improve on a burrito themed island. And that's what they want, right? For this thing to go from red to-"
He pauses, looking at the scrytwatch he's holding up. It's orange.
"Well I'll be damned. I guess somebody likes me ogling werewolf nipples. I must've did good today."
At her question, he pauses, but only for the briefest of moments. "Yes. Absolutely. 100%. How did you guess???? Nobody else has!! I blew myself up on the island hoping to kill myself in the best way imaginable. I mean, just one of your boobs is as big as my torso right now!! I could just crawl up between them and...oh wait, is this verging on creepy? Oops."
Cousin fucking werewolves. Now there was a thought. Was she a West Virginian werewolf? Deep South? No...her accent wasn't quite that, but it sure was rural. Reminded him of...hm.
"Hey, say 'bag' real quick. Or maybe 'egg'." If she pronounced those with hard "A" sounds, he might be able to place her. "And don't feel too bad about the cousin-fuckin'. I mean, you're a werewolf. It's taboo for people, but canines do it all the time. So it's only maybe HALF taboo for your people. And of course you came out super hot so....I can't complain."
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He pauses, looking at the scrytwatch he's holding up. It's orange.
"Well I'll be damned. I guess somebody likes me ogling werewolf nipples. I must've did good today."
At her question, he pauses, but only for the briefest of moments. "Yes. Absolutely. 100%. How did you guess???? Nobody else has!! I blew myself up on the island hoping to kill myself in the best way imaginable. I mean, just one of your boobs is as big as my torso right now!! I could just crawl up between them and...oh wait, is this verging on creepy? Oops."
Cousin fucking werewolves. Now there was a thought. Was she a West Virginian werewolf? Deep South? No...her accent wasn't quite that, but it sure was rural. Reminded him of...hm.
"Hey, say 'bag' real quick. Or maybe 'egg'." If she pronounced those with hard "A" sounds, he might be able to place her. "And don't feel too bad about the cousin-fuckin'. I mean, you're a werewolf. It's taboo for people, but canines do it all the time. So it's only maybe HALF taboo for your people. And of course you came out super hot so....I can't complain."