"If that means this was a date, then that is ABSOLUTELY a deal!!!" He pauses. "Although I mean, we did go out for a bite, and I did ride you deep into the night, I saw you mostly naked, I definitely petted your fur, I gave you a (greenie) bone, and there was nipple talk. By pretty much every definition of date, I think this counts. Holy shit. First game date. This is some quality for real CR, here."
Deadpool glances up..and up...at her. "Heh. You said skedaddle. Unironically. I love it. Can I ride you again? These legs are tiny. If you hold me close, I can be like a Deadpool sweater and keep your torso warm!"
When she asks about the mom bod, he rubs his chin as he checks her out. Now, we here in the narrative department are not experts when it comes to the changes in a woman's body that occur post pregnancy, and neither is our pal Deadpool. The most obvious giveaways would be most likely handled by her wolfy regeneration, and any hip bone shifting would be far too minute for the casual eye to get. Especially if that eye is Deadpool's.
But even if he did notice anything, despite what people might think he has a great respect for certain secrets that mean a lot to a person. More than that, he has a great fondness of children and will go out of his way to protect them. Like, this shit is canon. Dude befriended and kept a kid Apocalypse safe from his fellow X-Force bros once. Also, he has his own kids.
So he doesn't notice anything. But if he did, he'd let her keep her secret. 100%. Unfortunately, that only means anything in the narrative world, alas. But the fact that he would not go fourth walling in this instance, even if it wasn't against the rules, still stands!
"I'm sayin' you've got a super hot bod that would make a very good mom bod if you wanted it to." It's a just a hair too serious of a note to maintain, so he quickly moves on to, "Because I mean, check out those baby bearing hips!!! You could really squirt 'em out for DAYS!!!"
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Deadpool glances up..and up...at her. "Heh. You said skedaddle. Unironically. I love it. Can I ride you again? These legs are tiny. If you hold me close, I can be like a Deadpool sweater and keep your torso warm!"
When she asks about the mom bod, he rubs his chin as he checks her out. Now, we here in the narrative department are not experts when it comes to the changes in a woman's body that occur post pregnancy, and neither is our pal Deadpool. The most obvious giveaways would be most likely handled by her wolfy regeneration, and any hip bone shifting would be far too minute for the casual eye to get. Especially if that eye is Deadpool's.
But even if he did notice anything, despite what people might think he has a great respect for certain secrets that mean a lot to a person. More than that, he has a great fondness of children and will go out of his way to protect them. Like, this shit is canon. Dude befriended and kept a kid Apocalypse safe from his fellow X-Force bros once. Also, he has his own kids.
So he doesn't notice anything. But if he did, he'd let her keep her secret. 100%. Unfortunately, that only means anything in the narrative world, alas. But the fact that he would not go fourth walling in this instance, even if it wasn't against the rules, still stands!
"I'm sayin' you've got a super hot bod that would make a very good mom bod if you wanted it to." It's a just a hair too serious of a note to maintain, so he quickly moves on to, "Because I mean, check out those baby bearing hips!!! You could really squirt 'em out for DAYS!!!"