Sorry, random teens random girlfriend, he is definitely not going to forget a half-naked hot Lily-James-lookalike in a fur bikini anytime soon. Saxsice shakes the fluff out of her hair, swallowing the last chunk of Greenie (gross) and shrugging her shoulders.

"I dunno, it just always sticks to me. I go through a lint roller a week, back at home." She sets her hands on her hips, waving up at the teen and dislodging a few more tufts of hair. "C'mon, ya little horndog, before you fall down and get a concussion." Aside, to Deadpool: "If he falls down, I'm not catchin' him. Little perv."

Then, a beat too late -- "Why'm I a MILF?"