Everything needs more Naruto, really. And this is said by narration that has not seen Naruto. Cowboy Bebop was our jam back in the day. Literally. That soundtrack was amazing. But before we go off on a fun anime dive...
"Holy crap, you ARE a Mary Sue!!!"
At her voice, he'd turned around to check her out. It was very Jane of the Jungle chic. "I mean. Unless the convenient fur placement thing is a legit werewolf power of yours. Which...even then... But!! I'm not judging. It's pretty hot. I mean, that kid thinks so too, don't you kid?"
The teen is openly staring at her, his jaw dropped. At being called out, his mouth clicks shut and he shakes his head, no, of course not, he is a loyal boyfriend, there is no boner there at all.
"It's alright, guy, admiring extremely hot MILFs is a tradition as old as time. You can admire and still be loyal to your girlfriend until you both go off to different colleges and meet new people. It's cool. Well, if you don't get your head eaten by a horny lady mantid first, that is."
Deadpool did not know she was literally a MILF - he was just running his mouth. But he sure did have a way of hitting way too close to home without completely realizing it, that was for sure.
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"Holy crap, you ARE a Mary Sue!!!"
At her voice, he'd turned around to check her out. It was very Jane of the Jungle chic. "I mean. Unless the convenient fur placement thing is a legit werewolf power of yours. Which...even then... But!! I'm not judging. It's pretty hot. I mean, that kid thinks so too, don't you kid?"
The teen is openly staring at her, his jaw dropped. At being called out, his mouth clicks shut and he shakes his head, no, of course not, he is a loyal boyfriend, there is no boner there at all.
"It's alright, guy, admiring extremely hot MILFs is a tradition as old as time. You can admire and still be loyal to your girlfriend until you both go off to different colleges and meet new people. It's cool. Well, if you don't get your head eaten by a horny lady mantid first, that is."
Deadpool did not know she was literally a MILF - he was just running his mouth. But he sure did have a way of hitting way too close to home without completely realizing it, that was for sure.