Deadpool just fucking belts that one. Because naturally. However, when he sings about wanting to fuck you like an animal, he winks at Saxcice. Is that weird? It's probably weird. But you know what? Deadpool is unabashedly pansexual. He once fucked a space hippo. No, more, he married that space hippo. Briefly. If you want pics or it didn't happen, there is for sure internet evidence. So flirting with a werewolf in her wolfy form? That definitely is not beyond him at all.
"Whoa...cool..." The teen stares at the carnage, jaw agape. In pure unphased, desensitized teen fashion, he seems way more into it than he should be. But hey, distracted from parental advisory lyrics is distracted from parental advisory lyrics, right?
While he's singing, Deadpool reaches for one of his magical pouches to pull out some RAID, then remembers he has neither pouches nor RAID because freaky island rules.
So, instead, he just continues to sing (off key...heeeey Cowboy Bebop reference). Could he help? Sure. Does she have it handled? Of course. Is it WAAAY more fun to watch? Oh hell yeah.
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Deadpool just fucking belts that one. Because naturally. However, when he sings about wanting to fuck you like an animal, he winks at Saxcice. Is that weird? It's probably weird. But you know what? Deadpool is unabashedly pansexual. He once fucked a space hippo. No, more, he married that space hippo. Briefly. If you want pics or it didn't happen, there is for sure internet evidence. So flirting with a werewolf in her wolfy form? That definitely is not beyond him at all.
"Whoa...cool..." The teen stares at the carnage, jaw agape. In pure unphased, desensitized teen fashion, he seems way more into it than he should be. But hey, distracted from parental advisory lyrics is distracted from parental advisory lyrics, right?
While he's singing, Deadpool reaches for one of his magical pouches to pull out some RAID, then remembers he has neither pouches nor RAID because freaky island rules.
So, instead, he just continues to sing (off key...heeeey Cowboy Bebop reference). Could he help? Sure. Does she have it handled? Of course. Is it WAAAY more fun to watch? Oh hell yeah.