Wolfy Saxsice here cannot speak anything besides wolfish and general "hey I'm a spooky predator run away" body language towards anything edible. It's fun to chase things before you eat them. Unless they're bugs, in which case the eating part is not fun at all. Mantises probably speak like Steve Buscemi.
She lifts her nose, sneezes once (Axe body spray, ugh, good thing her totally secret child is young enough to not be into that) and leaps forward eagerly. They're almost there! They're going to be victorious and triumphant and --
-- ahhh, great. They round another corner and that is definitely a hugeass bunch of mantids. Like, twice her height. Also they're singing, that is so goddamn creepy.
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She lifts her nose, sneezes once (Axe body spray, ugh, good thing her totally secret child is young enough to not be into that) and leaps forward eagerly. They're almost there! They're going to be victorious and triumphant and --
-- ahhh, great. They round another corner and that is definitely a hugeass bunch of mantids. Like, twice her height. Also they're singing, that is so goddamn creepy.