"Hey hey!!! You're really fast and I'm really tiny!!! GAH!!!"
It's improvisation time. That's the best time, really. It leads to some fun results. For example, DID YOU KNOW that a mantis can continue to mate with a female after being decapitated by her? Deadpool does! So when he sees a Mantis start to peel off after Saxcise, he scrambles over, does a little bobbleheaded leap, and flips onto it's back. It starts to resist, but he quickly clips off its head. Since the last command to the body was running after Saxcice, that's what it does.
Now, how long this will last is kinda up in the air. Finishing of some hot and steamy headless mantis sex is somewhat different from sprinting forward, but you know. Whatevs. There are other mantises giving chase, both to her and to him, so when it becomes relevant he just hops over to another mantis and repeats the procedure as the previous corpse drops, out of gas.
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It's improvisation time. That's the best time, really. It leads to some fun results. For example, DID YOU KNOW that a mantis can continue to mate with a female after being decapitated by her? Deadpool does! So when he sees a Mantis start to peel off after Saxcise, he scrambles over, does a little bobbleheaded leap, and flips onto it's back. It starts to resist, but he quickly clips off its head. Since the last command to the body was running after Saxcice, that's what it does.
Now, how long this will last is kinda up in the air. Finishing of some hot and steamy headless mantis sex is somewhat different from sprinting forward, but you know. Whatevs. There are other mantises giving chase, both to her and to him, so when it becomes relevant he just hops over to another mantis and repeats the procedure as the previous corpse drops, out of gas.
How's THAT for keeping up?!