And hating on them can be sexist af!!! What are SUPER HEROES if not Mary Sues, all of them, with massive pecs and absurd sex lives!!! But nobody hates on THOSE power fantasies. And-
"HEY GUYS!!! We're trying to get our MURDER on here!! Can you, like, get a Facebook thread or something?"
Ahem. Sorry.
"You should be."
Deadpool returns to his decapitation murder spree, right there alongside Saxscice. Or kind of. His legs are quite small. It's hard to keep up. However, his skills are not small. If it weren't so deadly, it would actually be pretty hilarious to see this big head tiny body flying and flipping through the air with mandible arms hacking here, dismembering there, beheading a lot. Boing! Boing! Weeeee!!! He gets quite a lot of air time.
If any of them ARE his babydaddy, they are surely dead now. But that's okay. If any are his baby, they are dead too. It's much simpler, if way less legal, that way. Although do these things have any legal rights? Does this island consider them people? Should we have deep conversations here?
"Hey, we're doing a lotta murdery stuff, but do we know where this kid is? Or will it just be easier to find them once it's just a bunch of bodies everywhere and one person standing over them, traumatized as shit and never the same again?"
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"HEY GUYS!!! We're trying to get our MURDER on here!! Can you, like, get a Facebook thread or something?"
Ahem. Sorry.
"You should be."
Deadpool returns to his decapitation murder spree, right there alongside Saxscice. Or kind of. His legs are quite small. It's hard to keep up. However, his skills are not small. If it weren't so deadly, it would actually be pretty hilarious to see this big head tiny body flying and flipping through the air with mandible arms hacking here, dismembering there, beheading a lot. Boing! Boing! Weeeee!!! He gets quite a lot of air time.
If any of them ARE his babydaddy, they are surely dead now. But that's okay. If any are his baby, they are dead too. It's much simpler, if way less legal, that way. Although do these things have any legal rights? Does this island consider them people? Should we have deep conversations here?
"Hey, we're doing a lotta murdery stuff, but do we know where this kid is? Or will it just be easier to find them once it's just a bunch of bodies everywhere and one person standing over them, traumatized as shit and never the same again?"