Nuanced as FUUUUUUUUCK!!! Look, since we actually engage in discourse, that makes us automatic narration best friends, right? I mean, sure, Saxcice has had lots of characters want to be her best friends, but how often has her narration had a narration best friend? FUCKING NUANCED!!!

Deadpool will be okay with being a furry. He likes to fuck frying pans. Because that's what pansexual means.

"HEY WAIT FOR ME!!!!"

Deadpool charges after her on tiny legs, failing to really keep up, but seeing how effective she is in stomping shit.

"You know, somehow I always thought Werewolves clawed shit more than stomped shit. You defy expectations, as all true Mary Sues should."

He dashes through the tall grass (well, tall to HIM) and tries to find bug people. When he does, he leaps up and uses his mandible arms to take off a head. It's a perfect Zach Snyder slowmo take of him arcing through the air and a head going off in a spray of green blood. This probably does not do wonders for their Scrywatch colors.

"AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I TAKE OFF THE HEADS OF MY LOVERS!!!"

(Wait when did we fuck a mantis?)

"Wouldn't YOU like to know? This shit isn't fit to narrate okay. It'd be too weird."

(That'd make us a FEMALE mantis, you idiot)

"Oh shit am I pregnant?"