Look, that would be endearing as fuck okay. And she is officially out of the Mary Sue camp if she does shitty presentations. That's not perfect at everything at all. Congratulations, Saxsice!!! Also, don't get used to seeing your name spelled out. Wade will call you Sexy forever.

"You know, if I had my pouches handy, I could give you a delicious wintergreen mint. But alas. I showed up on this island in only my glorious pubes. Either way...I guess I will be doing most of the fighting here. If your primary weapon is your mouth, damaging these giant bugs is gonna suuuuuuuccccckkkkk for you."

He boxes the air with his mantis mandible arms. "But me, I can get in there and fuck some shit up while I imagine what kinds of things you'd say about boobs if you could talk. This necessarily means I'll be picturing you naked. Just so you know. I can't imagine you talking about boobs without picturing your boobs. I'm sorry. It's just a thing."