It was a most notable learning experience. Sage nods about that all around. But hey, if you wanna know a secret, narration to narration, this guy's writer's first character was a thousands of years old Tzimisce vampire from World of Darkness who was basically next door to an antidiluvian. Talk about your Gary Stus!!! But hey, at least there was fun macabre fleshcrafting?

Anyways, this idea for another string of roleplay is accepted and eagerly anticipated. Make a whole Powerpoint presentation! Just don't use it badly, because the writer here is a public speaking teacher and rails against the misuse of Powerpoint constantly.

"OH HEY!!! Nice one!!! You didn't waste any time at ALL!!!"

Deadpool hops off her back while she's retching terrible bug juices out of her mouth. He takes the bug mouth and struggles mightily to rip it in half at the jaw joint. It wouldn't be hard if he were normal sized, but he's tiny and weaker. But some leverage and cleverness eventually snaps it in two. He takes a few moments (assuming there will be much retching on her part, this stuff smells NASTY) to dig out all of the head guts. Then he slips his arm into each half and jabs at the air with two sharp mandibles.

"AHA!!! Now we're cooking with fire!!! I can stabinate the FUCK out of some stuff with this setup!"