"Not a big fan of Gwenny myself. It's diminutive." He actually looks a little disappointed to know that scrappy little landshark isn't here to greet him, but that easily disguised as a snotty reminder that Wade should probably be a better pet-sitter.

"Wherever he is you better hope she has him or Gwen's gonna do to you what Weapon X never could."

And just like that Quentin's almost sorry he asked. Just when he thinks Deadpool might know something he doesn't he ends up sounding like the naked guy in time square who yells at people about aliens.

"I'm the best a lot of things, but you can probably keep that one," he cringes as Wade yaks up his lunch. "Dude... even Logan's holding his liquor better than you. Maybe you should take a minute. Can we get this guy a water?"