"Shit, after spending decades fighting it, you guys went straight Age of Apocalypse, complete with your very own baby Dark Beast and Murder Pits for the unworthy." How is he comisserating about this with someone he should be jealous of? Is Quire mind whammying him? Or is that just the booze?
The booze which has definitely pushed him to cry all over Quinton. "I AAAAMMMMMMM!!! I NEVER EXPECTED TO BE A WHITE GIRL!!!" He pauses. Oops. The points thing was pretty meta (and also the reason why Quire should never read his mind - it would fuck him up pretty royal...has he ever warned Quire about that? He probably should if he hasn't. Also, he should exit these parenthesis. Is anything more obnoxious than parenthesis that go on for-fucking-ever? Like, have you seen that in a book? You know, the parenthesis start, and then just keep going for paragraphs, and you forget they were parenthesis, and then suddenly there's the concluding parenthes...ee? And you're like wtf...ooooh, we were doing an aside this whole time. That explains the run-on sentences, which parenthesis seem to be a license to do. They were an excuse for all kinds of bad grammar actually. If Quire was reading his mind RIGHT NOW, he'd be sucked into the abyss of these parenthesis, and it would be a real bad time. Okay. We really should end them now. Like, right now. But they sure have expanded the length of this tag to make us look smart. Okay now!!)
"No," he sniffles, "I didn't. Jeff just disappeared. It was narration. If you've ever been inside Gwenny's mind, you know what I mean. Does she let you call her Gwenny? She let's ME call her Gwenny."
(Actually, she has no idea we call her Gwenny, and in point of fact this is the first time, but carry on.)
"It's always about points, man. Gamification. You gots to earn the points to have the land shark buddies. Having sweet icons of Jeff isn't good enough. Just by tagging me, you get the 'talk to a new person!!!' points. I think I get them too? I'm not sure about that part, BUT I'LL CLAIM THEM ANYWAY so thank you. You're my best friend, did you know that?"
And that's when he leans over to the side and barfs. White girl wasted, indeed.
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The booze which has definitely pushed him to cry all over Quinton. "I AAAAMMMMMMM!!! I NEVER EXPECTED TO BE A WHITE GIRL!!!" He pauses. Oops. The points thing was pretty meta (and also the reason why Quire should never read his mind - it would fuck him up pretty royal...has he ever warned Quire about that? He probably should if he hasn't. Also, he should exit these parenthesis. Is anything more obnoxious than parenthesis that go on for-fucking-ever? Like, have you seen that in a book? You know, the parenthesis start, and then just keep going for paragraphs, and you forget they were parenthesis, and then suddenly there's the concluding parenthes...ee? And you're like wtf...ooooh, we were doing an aside this whole time. That explains the run-on sentences, which parenthesis seem to be a license to do. They were an excuse for all kinds of bad grammar actually. If Quire was reading his mind RIGHT NOW, he'd be sucked into the abyss of these parenthesis, and it would be a real bad time. Okay. We really should end them now. Like, right now. But they sure have expanded the length of this tag to make us look smart. Okay now!!)
"No," he sniffles, "I didn't. Jeff just disappeared. It was narration. If you've ever been inside Gwenny's mind, you know what I mean. Does she let you call her Gwenny? She let's ME call her Gwenny."
(Actually, she has no idea we call her Gwenny, and in point of fact this is the first time, but carry on.)
"It's always about points, man. Gamification. You gots to earn the points to have the land shark buddies. Having sweet icons of Jeff isn't good enough. Just by tagging me, you get the 'talk to a new person!!!' points. I think I get them too? I'm not sure about that part, BUT I'LL CLAIM THEM ANYWAY so thank you. You're my best friend, did you know that?"
And that's when he leans over to the side and barfs. White girl wasted, indeed.