Deadpool pauses mid-swallow to glance over at the guy who'd sidled up next to him, and his eyes widen. You can tell because somehow the mask eyeholes widen. Look, it's an unquestioned part of comic book physics, alright. Even here amongst all the real life PBs, his mask physics still stay the same.
"Pink hair...thick rimmed glasses...delightfully smug...heeey! It's my favorite Not-Xavier!!! No seriously, Xavier is 100% nefarious right now running his stupid members only fascist island." Wow. His mood roller-coastered from jovial all the way back to dark in just one piece of dialogue. Yeah, he's definitely in the vicinity of close to being hammered.
He does the classic swirling his booze around in his glass motion while he stares at it. "It's hitting, but I'm not forgetting that my face didn't stick. I got to be Ryan Reynolds for a month, and then it was taken away. And Jeff was taken away. This is a taking-away kinda place. Story of my life, my "friends" won't let me in their clubhouse so I get stuck on bargain basement Krakoa instead."
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"Pink hair...thick rimmed glasses...delightfully smug...heeey! It's my favorite Not-Xavier!!! No seriously, Xavier is 100% nefarious right now running his stupid members only fascist island." Wow. His mood roller-coastered from jovial all the way back to dark in just one piece of dialogue. Yeah, he's definitely in the vicinity of close to being hammered.
He does the classic swirling his booze around in his glass motion while he stares at it. "It's hitting, but I'm not forgetting that my face didn't stick. I got to be Ryan Reynolds for a month, and then it was taken away. And Jeff was taken away. This is a taking-away kinda place. Story of my life, my "friends" won't let me in their clubhouse so I get stuck on bargain basement Krakoa instead."