[ Of course it wouldn't be! But why bother doing things the right way when the wrong one is even easier??

And offends the sensibilities of the uptight so easily. ]

You've been keeping track of all that?

[ Honestly, impressive. (In a sort of boring, bookish way, albeit. But his interest is genuine, at least.) ]

I don't suppose you have your own theories on what this is all about? Or what those similarities could mean?